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im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

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mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

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have you ever just looked at someone and gotten the strongest urge to kiss them and feel how soft their lips are and how their tongue feels against yours and have you ever wanted to kiss them softly and hold their face in your hands and feel the texture of their lips like wow kissing

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How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

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my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

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